Big Rock Little Rocks

As I was wandering around the woods late one night I saw this mini elf like creature climbing up my sculpture. I said; "what are you doing there climbing up my sculpture. Don't you realize that is a sculpture?"

He looked at my quizically and said that he had no interest in what I thought of 'his' rocks. Then he took the top rock - which was about six times as large as the bottom rock and it was shaped like a pyramid perched precariously on the sharp pointy end - and he threw it at right at my head. Quickly and deftly I dodged his attack and left the scene never to return again.